How Homeless Drug Addicts Just Voted To Raise Your Taxes

Imagine it’s 75 degrees and sunny, you’re outside with friends, gumbo sizzlin’ on the cooker, cold Modelo in hand.

Not a care, not a job, not a clue.

You just registered to vote by scratching a few signatures on a pamphlet, cast a ballot for God-knows-who, and, for your devout civic duty, you are rewarded ...